Pigskin Detention
Where Factless Heathens Serve Their Pigskin Penance
Here in Pigskin Detention, we have compiled all of your favorite smackdowns of the most idiotic writers, broadcasters and opinions in sports today.
Relive the classic moments in Pigskin Detention history: from the first time we called out Pete Prisco , to the moment his lily liver ran yella with fear of the Cold, Hard Football Facts, to the habitual assault on journalistic ethics that passed for a Ron Borges's football column , to our broad-daylight mugging of Skip Bayless in " A slow, hanging curveball " – the most lopsided rout on record since USMC vs. Saddam Hussein and the single greatest gridiron exposé in history. More recently, we've hung Mel Kiper's "expertise" out to dry , like a dirty jizz rag after a long overdue spin through the hot cycle.
But there's much, much more to be found here in the dank, dirty cells of Pigskin Detention, where the thin shell of credibility is torn open in our torture chambers of truth, revealing only the hollow bodies of baseless opinions.
Pigskin Detention Purgatory
April 30, 2008 -
Hu-Mel-iation! The 2008 mock-draft scorecard
October 3, 2007 -
Pigskin Detention: Vic Carucci, take your seat
February 12, 2007 -
Pigskin Detention: Super Bowl edition
February 1, 2007 -
Pigskin Detention: media flounders in Miami
January 24, 2007 -
Pigskin Detention: All Tuna, all the time
January 14, 2007 -
Never let the facts get in the way of a bad column
January 10, 2007 -
Pigskin Detention: A tale of two sports
December 27, 2006 -
Pigskin Detention: Year in Review
December 15, 2006 -
Endless love: TO + ESPN
December 2, 2006 -
This is the NFL (National Favre League)
October 28, 2006 -
Pigskin Detention: how to speak "pundit"-ese
October 12, 2006 -
Pigskin Detention: debunking the McNair myth
October 4, 2006 -
Venom from the fangs of the gridiron viper
September 29, 2006 -
Gifts from the Pigskin Detention gods
September 14, 2006 -
Pigskin Detention: Week 1 car wreck
May 3, 2006 -
Same hack, same tack, new flak
April 30, 2006 -
Pigskin power tools sputter again
February 15, 2006 -
Is Joe Theismann a genius?
January 19, 2006 -
The poster boy for pencil-necked geeks
January 13, 2006 -
The Globe responds ... poorly
January 12, 2006 -
Fire Ron Borges, the Broadsheet Bully
January 12, 2006 -
Why Ron Borges should be fired
January 12, 2006 -
E-mail Boston Globe management
November 22, 2005 -
The Troika Tracker
September 22, 2005 -
Rough justice for an overrated pretty boy
September 13, 2005 -
About the Troika Tracker
August 15, 2005 -
Yum! Salisbury mistakes
July 7, 2005 -
The Prisco Truth Squad
June 9, 2005 -
Prisco newsflash: "The Earth is flat!"
June 9, 2005 -
Some facts to chew on
May 26, 2005 -
Quarterback weak on NFL Network
May 13, 2005 -
Prisco the contortionist carnival freak
April 27, 2005 -
Heck, he's not even a good hack
April 24, 2005 -
A futile exercise
April 21, 2005 -
Borges's agenda bombed into oblivion
April 20, 2005 -
Borges responds
April 20, 2005 -
Yeah, yeah it's the axe man
April 20, 2005 -
Borges responds
April 19, 2005 -
John, you ignorant simp
April 5, 2005 -
News flash! Borges misses the boat
March 13, 2005 -
$ister Pri$co and the almighty dollar
January 28, 2005 -
A slow, hanging curveball
January 25, 2005 -
Pretty little pom-poms for Hoge
January 16, 2005 -
Pigskin pathfinders
January 4, 2005 -
Thomas enters the Donkey Hall of Fame
January 3, 2005 -
Hey, we have lives you know
December 23, 2004 -
Petey Prisco, the Christmas pussy
December 20, 2004 -
ESPN's verbal reach-around
December 6, 2004 -
Grant's enormous sack
November 3, 2004 -
Bayless "exposed" in public
October 15, 2004 -
Prisco fears the Facts!
October 8, 2004 -
Borges behind the woodshed
October 8, 2004 -
Borges is a tool
October 5, 2004 -
Hey Prisco, face the Facts!
September 30, 2004 -
Go and get a late pass, Prisco!
January 22, 2004 -
The John Walker Lindh of football writers