The critics bared their fangs at the Cold, Hard Football Facts last year, after we had something of a down season (by our standards) picking games against the spread.
We topped .500, which is better than most "pundits." But it's not up to the lofty standards of the greatest website in the seedy underworld of online football analysis.
Of course, the Cold, Hard Football Facts are cruel and unyielding, even when we're the victim.
Washington at N.Y. Giants (-4)
By virtue of winning the Super Bowl, the Giants earned the right to host the Thursday night season opener. Since that tradition began in 2004, the defending champs are 4-0, with the margin of victory increasing each time. The trend is unlikely to continue – primarily because Indy blasted New Orleans by 31 points a year ago – but the Giants should control the trenches the way they did last season, when they topped our Defensive Hog Index and finished sixth in OHI. Fielding capable replacements for the retired Michael Strahan and injured Osi Umenyiora, New York will open its title defense with a win.
The pick: Giants 23, Redskins 17
Cincinnati (-1½) at Baltimore
These AFC North rivals are both coming off losing seasons in which they combined to go just 3-12 against Quality Opponents. Rookie Joe Flacco gets the start at quarterback for the Ravens, and having a limited Willis McGahee in the backfield won’t make the task any easier. In the end, Baltimore won’t be able to generate enough offense to keep pace with Cincinnati’s potent passing attack.
The pick: Bengals 24, Ravens 16
N.Y. Jets (-3) at Miami
If only this game had an interesting storyline … Brett Favre, whose record 442 passing TDs have all come with the Packers, making his Jets debut? Tony Sparano, the handpicked choice of new Dolphins V.P. of Football Operations Bill Parcells, coaching his first NFL game? Chad Pennington, who signed with Miami after getting released by New York, looking for revenge against his former team? Opposing a defense the finished second-worst in Bendability and then said goodbye to stalwarts Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas, Favre and his new team should emerge victorious.
The pick: Jets 17, Dolphins 10
Kansas City at New England (-16)
The bad taste of losing the Super Bowl (and a perfect season) has lingered in the mouth of the Patriots like gridiron garlic. Tom Brady didn’t play a down of the preseason, so he and his teammates will be anxious to reestablish the dominance that saw them lead the league in Scoreability and Yards Per Passing Attempt. Facing a Chiefs team that finished dead last in Offensive Hog Index, Scoreability and Big Play Index will definitely help New England cleanse its palate.
The pick: Patriots 31, Chiefs 17
Houston at Pittsburgh (-6½)
The well-balanced Steelers finished in the top half of the league for nearly all of our “Stats That Matter.” The lone exception was Defensive Hog Index (21st), but they were still 10 spots better in that category than the next-to-last Texans. Both teams have shown an improved ability to throw the ball, but Pittsburgh’s Ben Roethlisberger should outgun Houston’s Matt Schaub in somewhat of a shootout.
The pick: Steelers 30, Texans 24
Jacksonville (-3) at Tennessee
Last year’s two AFC wild-card teams square off in a matchup that figures to feature heavy doses of the ground game. The Jaguars seem better equipped to run the ball, as they shared the top spot in our Offensive Hog Index with the Patriots. Jacksonville’s one-two punch of Fred Taylor and Maurice Jones-Drew should be too much for Tennessee.
The pick: Jaguars 20, Titans 13
Detroit (-3) at Atlanta
Neither of these teams has posted a winning record in the last three seasons, but both feel that fresh faces in the backfield will provide a boost. The Lions will start rookie Kevin Smith at running back and complement him with the newly signed Rudi Johnson. The Falcons inked free-agent RB Michael Turner and drafted QB Matt Ryan in hopes of improving an offense that ranked next-to-last in Scoreability last year. With more veteran leadership, Detroit gets the W.
The pick: Lions 24, Falcons 20
Seattle at Buffalo (-1)
In the first of four interconference matchups from Week 1, the Seahawks fly across the country to play a game at 10 a.m. body-clock time – an angle we like to bet against. With only one veteran wide receiver, Nate Burleson, who is completely healthy, they must face a defense that finished in the top 10 in Bendability. Trent Edwards and Marshawn Lynch will give Buffalo a more explosive offense in their sophomore seasons.
The pick: Bills 20, Seahawks 17
Tampa Bay at New Orleans (-3½)
In their two meetings last season, these teams combined for 45 and 50 points, with the Bucs coming out on top both times. The Saints can score from anywhere on the field, but – as evidenced by their third-worst finish in our Big Play Index – they allow their opponents to do the same. Expect another high-scoring affair…and a familiar outcome.
The pick: Buccaneers 27, Saints 24
St. Louis at Philadelphia (-7½)
Despite finishing the season at .500, the Eagles had a better Bendability rank (7th) than four of the playoff teams in their conference. The Rams, meanwhile, were dead last in that category. In a matchup between two of the league’s premier backs, Philly’s Brian Westbrook should find more room than St. Louis’s Steven Jackson.
The pick: Eagles 27, Rams 17
Dallas (-5½) at Cleveland
There will likely be a lot of offensive fireworks in this one. The Cowboys ranked second in Yards Per Attempt and fourth in Scoreability last season, while the Browns were sixth and ninth in those categories, respectively. The bad news for Cleveland, however, is that its defense is nowhere near the level of the one from Dallas.
The pick: Cowboys 34, Browns 20
Carolina at San Diego (-9)
While LaDainian Tomlinson, Antonio Gates and the rest of the San Diego offense garner most of the attention, the Chargers were even more impressive on the other side of the ball in 2007. They dominated our defensive Quality Stats last season, finishing first in Bendability and Defensive Passer Rating, and tying for fifth in Defensive Hog Index. The Bolts should have few problems shutting down a Carolina offense that will be minus top playmaker Steve Smith, who is out due to a suspension.
The pick: Chargers 24, Panthers 13
Arizona (-2½) at San Francisco
After passing for an abysmal 4.08 Yards Per Attempt last season – nearly a full yard worse than every other team in the league – the 49ers have turned to the immortal J.T. O’Sullivan at quarterback. On the opposite side will be a high-powered Cardinals offense that ranked sixth in Scoreability last year. It’s tough to envision the journeyman getting a victory in his first NFL start.
The pick: Cardinals 23, 49ers 19
Chicago at Indianapolis (-9½)
When these teams last met, it was in a little game called Super Bowl XLI, a 29-17 victory by the Colts. Indy has remained highly productive offensively, finishing in the top 5 in Scoreability, Passing Yards Per Attempt and Offensive Hog Index. Chicago, meanwhile, has seen some decline on D, dropping 16 spots in Defensive Passer Rating (3rd to 19th) and eight spots in Bendability (3rd to 11th). This time around, there’s not a botched extra point.
The pick: Colts 30, Bears 17
Minnesota at Green Bay (-2½)
It hasn’t gotten much media coverage, but there’s actually a new quarterback for the Packers this season. Aaron Rodgers inherits an offense that finished third in Passing Yards Per Attempt, thanks largely to the after-the-catch ability of its wideouts. However, he will have his hands full against a Vikings defense that ranked third in Bendability and has added 2007 sack leader Jared Allen. Look for both teams to play conservatively and try to avoid mistakes.
The pick: Vikings 17, Packers 16
Denver (-3) at Oakland
The Broncos were surprisingly poor on defense last year, finishing near the bottom of the league in Bendability, Defensive Passer Rating and Defensive Hog Index. With emerging offensive weapons like QB JaMarcus Russell, TE Zach Miller and rookie RB Darren McFadden, the Raiders have seemingly improved enough to take advantage. The Black Hole will be in full throat on Monday night, and Oakland may just spring the upset.
The pick: Raiders 23, Broncos 21